Dragon Dildo by Hankey's Toys

If you enjoyed my review of the Taintacle yesterday, then today we're going to be looking at the Dragon from Mr Hankey. 

I must admit that there was a little confusion on my part when I first picked out the Dragon to review. I'd just been looking at the Alien Breeder on their website before I stumbled across the Dragon, a toy that's a full on replica of the xenomorph that burst out of John Hurt's chest aboard the Nostromo in 1979, and so when I saw the Dragon I assumed it was in fact a dragon - a whole dragon. Sure it didn't have wings, or legs, or a tail, but I could see something head-shaped, and I figured that it was stylised with everything tucked away to give it sleek shape. It wasn't until I actually got the dildo and examined it in person that I realised it was in actuality intended to be a Dragon penis, rather than a scaled-down version of one of Daenerys' children. Don't laugh too hard at me. 

The Dragon comes in four primary sizes: Small, Medium/Large, XL, and XXXL. As I said before Mr Hankey's toys come big, and even the smallest of these seemed a little too much for me, but luckily for those of us who feel that way, they've introduced an Xtra-Small series of 9 of their most popular toys, and it was from here that I picked my Dragon. The XS measures 7 1/2" in length, with around 6" of that being insertable, and the circumference at the widest point is 6 1/8", so it's by no means a tiny toy.  

The design of the Dragon is wonderfully detailed; at the top it has this angular head which looks a bit like the skull of a triceratops, and along the top and bottom runs a column of big bold scales, which look like solid plates of bone. Down either side is a subtle snakeskin texture, and at the very base are some folds which suggest the retractable nature of the reptilian phallus. The overall shape of it is quite interesting; it starts out with a tapered tip which then follows a standard curve on the dorsal side, peaking midway along the length before narrowing in again towards the base. The other side is quite different, the curve peaks about a third of the way down, then in dips into a trough at the two-thirds mark, before slightly widening again before the base. This all gives the effect of putting a nice big bulge right at the top half of the dildo, on one side. 

The Dragon is made from 100% platinum silicone, and comes in a choice of two firmnesses - Medium Firm and 75% Soft. I opted for the 75% Soft again and I really do love how gloriously squishy it is. It's fun to just squeeze in your hand before it goes anywhere near your butt. The surface is a little more matte than the Taintacle and doesn't have that glossy sheen to it, which is more suited to the look of a dragon. Again it's a completely seamless toy, moulded in one solid piece.

The standard Dragon comes in a choice of three colours, Black, Brown, or Tan, but the XS is also available in a choice of Blood Red, Metallic Green, and Bubblegum Pink. I opted for the red and I think it looks fantastic, so there are advantages to going small.  

In terms of use, the first time I went to insert the Dragon I was a little hesitant. Sure it looks amazing with all those ridges and scales, but was that going to be too much texture I wondered? As much as texture can feel amazing I really didn't want to cheese-grater my sphincter, but luckily my worries were unfounded. Once again I have to say that it's all down to the wonderfully soft silicone in these products.

As you first insert the Dragon it definitely feels unusual. Coming straight on from the Taintacle it's a stark contrast from just how insanely smooth that toy is. The Dragon has a nice taper, but immediately you feel those bumps everywhere, and the friction they create requires a little more force to push it in. Happily there's no discomfort to be felt from the texture, and despite its sharp appearance it feels rather good as it slips into place. The XS isn't the largest toy in the world, and that was intentional on my part, because as I've mentioned considerably bigger versions are definitely available, but with this amount of texture this size feels just right. There was enough stretch and fullness from the dildo, and stimulation from the texture, but without it being overwhelming, which was exactly what I was looking for. In order to enjoy texture you really need a little bit of looseness to your sphincter during use; if its stretched to your limit then heavy texture is only going to irritate it. One other thing I like about the toy how the bottom half of the shaft is narrower than the top, so as you're inserting it you reach a peak, and then progress onward to a lull where your sphincter can contract and relax a little.

The key to this toy has to be thrusting with it, because boy oh boy, that's where the Dragon shows you what it's all about. There are two main ways in which you can orient it, with the rim of the "head" facing towards the prostate, or away from it, and each gives you a slightly different texture of scales down the length of the shaft. Both feel great, but personally I prefer the ventral side because it also features that bulge in the shaft that I mentioned before, and this hits the prostate especially well. The texture honestly feels amazing, it's really intense and you can feel it working its way over the prostate, as well as all the pleasant stimulation that it gives to the sphincter. I just kept wanting to ride it faster and faster until it almost became too much and I had to slow down again. It's one of those toys which shows you how you can accomplish the same thing via a different route, because a toy doesn't have to be huge to really work well on the prostate, and something smaller with an amazing design can do the job just as well with a few carefully placed bumps and ridges. If you're able to comfortably take some of the bigger models then I imagine it could feel even more amazing, though personally I like to keep size and texture separate and go for one or the other.

The Dragon is definitely a lot of fun. Not only does it look amazing but it's also a fantastic ride, and the perfect way to fulfil your Game of Thrones fantasy - well the one which doesn't involve Kit Harrington. 

I've got to say I'm really impressed by the Dragon; it's another quality piece from the folks over at Hankey's Toys, and I've had a great time testing it out. Many thanks to them for providing me with it, and you can pick up the Dragon in several sizes from CloneZone in the UK, and the full range including the XS is available direct from the Mr Hankey website.