Clik here to view.
Pocket Pulse by Hot Octopuss
Here's review number two to keep you going while I'm still away!Right before Christmas last year my friends over at Hot Octopuss managed to sneak in an all new product launch, and they were kind enough...
View ArticleClik here to view.
b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite
Last week I arrived back to a lovely little surprise from Lovehoney, a swanky new b-Vibe Rimming plug which they'd kindly sent me as part of their on-site review programme. I told myself I'd try to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
California Exotics Long John
Valentine's Day is behind us, I'm filled with more pancakes than an IHOP, and this blog turned another year old this week!Today I'm starting the first in a series of reviews for the nice folks over at...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Electrastim Jack Socket and XL
March is upon us, the days are getting longer, and Spring feels as though it could be right around the corner, well except for one little hitch… The entire UK is currently under a blanket of freak...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Prisms Triplets
This week I'm going to be looking at my second product provided by the folks over at TooTimid.com, the Triplets graduated butt plug set from Prisms Erotic Glass.The Prisms Triplets are a set of three...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tantus Capsule Plug
Hello my lovelies! I apologise for the short hiatus here, but unfortunately sometimes life does manage to get in the way of blogging. It's a beautiful day outside, and I thought I'd sit down and get my...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Doxy Number 3
A few years ago a new company popped up in the South West of England, offering what was to be a rival to the famous Hitachi Magic Wand, and that company was Doxy. By any measure the Doxy Wand...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Satisfyer Men
Today I'm going to be looking at a product which I really didn't want to review, because frankly it just doesn't work for me at all. Never one to renege on my obligations, however, here we go, so enjoy...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Spank from Boneyard Toys
Recently I discovered a new sex toy brand on Instagram, and instantly fell in love with their skull-emblazoned products. After I happened to "like" one of their posts they got in touch and asked if I'd...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Lovense Hush
Hey everyone. I hope you've all been having a great Summer and enjoying the nice weather!Today I'm going to be taking a look at a product which I've been interested in for a while, the Lovense Hush. Be...
View ArticleClik here to view.
We-Vibe Ditto
So November is here, the month of gunpowder, treason, and plot - Thanksgiving if you're across the pond - and Black Friday seemingly everywhere now. It's also a reminder to me that I've had this little...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Latex Soccer Shirt
Hello kinksters! Today we're going to be looking at something a little bit different, and in the process broadening my horizons: a brand new Latex Shirt from Honour.co.uk!I must confess, I'm not as...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Nexus Prostate Attachment for Doxy No. 3
Today we're going to be taking a look at the all new prostate massager attachment for the Doxy No. 3, courtesy of the fine folks over at Nexus.A little over a year ago I was casually scrolling through...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Austin Wilde Dildo
A few weeks ago I was contacted by the folks over at Toys 4 Naughty Boys who asked if I'd be interested in doing a review for them. As tempted as I was by many of the products I saw on their site, once...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Taintacle dildo by Hankey's Toys
Back towards the end of October I was in London visiting a friend, and after a nice dinner in Soho we decided to pop into CloneZone for a mooch around before heading down to G-A-Y to watch Monet...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Dragon Dildo by Hankey's Toys
If you enjoyed my review of the Taintacle yesterday, then today we're going to be looking at the Dragon from Mr Hankey. I must admit that there was a little confusion on my part when I first picked out...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Rentman Dildo by Hankey's Toys
And so we finally come to the Rentman, the dildo which started it all and first drew me to the wonderful brand that is Mr Hankey.I can't think of a better way to kick off 2019, and I hope you're ready...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Quick Guide to Anal Play: douching, lubes, and more!
Anal sex. If only it all happened like in a porn scene. You know the one: boy meets boy, boy takes boy home, boy bends boy over the bed, enters him in one swift motion, then enjoys 20 minutes of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
JETT by Hot Octopuss
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Has someone taken the motors out of their DualShock controller and cleverly repurposed them?No, it's the newest creation from the guys behind the Pulse, and I have it...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tantus Champion
Last week I quietly celebrated the 7-year anniversary of starting this blog, and today we're taking a look at a blast from the past, with the "newish" Tantus Champion.Anyone who's been reading my blog...
View ArticleClik here to view.
IncognETO
After a two-year hiatus the ETO Show was back this month, this time at the Ricoh Arena in Coventry.As luck would have it a couple of good friends of mine study at Warwick University, so it was a great...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Tantus Adam Super Soft
Following up from last week's look at the Tantus Champion, this week I'm going to be checking out the new Adam Super Soft.The Adam Super Soft is another one of Tantus's re-released old designs, and I...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Fun Factory Manta
Is it too early to declare my favourite toy of 2019? Does it even count if technically it came out at the end of last year? Not to spoil the review or anything but I've been a little bit obsessed by...
View ArticleClik here to view.
So Divine ‘Glorious’ Real Skin Feel Pink Dildo
Back in late 2017 I did a couple of reviews for the brand So Divine, and now this year they've asked me to take a look at their new dildo, the Glorious.It's a dual-density silicone piece at a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Satisfyer Partner Multifun 1 & 2
Where oh where do I even begin with this one? You know I think I'm just going to skip the preamble and dive right in. This review is 50% obligation and 50% public service announcement, so come with me...
View Article